Man... ugh. Just like... Why? Why did... ? I can't. I just can't. Dinosaurs but not fun. Anne Hathaway is always good even when she's in something atrociously unwatchably awful. But that wasn't enough. It's like they had an idea for
Charlie was my first novel. It was originally a short story, in a serialized thing I did a long time ago. I wrote a few of those stories, and they have mostly all been expanded and combined and retooled into the three Bloodletting novels that I've published so
Hi! I've decided that since I keep drawing all of these pencil drawings and then putting them in a stack to just sit there, I might as well sell them! If anyone wants one of the original drawings by me, drawn in graphite and charcoal, on drawing paper,
I didn't go to high school. When I was in the sixth grade, my life was unstable and it reflected in my relationship with school. Add that to the fact that I was undiagnosed ADHD/OCD, not to mention dyslexic, and I didn't have a great
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This is a new prologue for my upcoming re-release of my first novel, Charlie, with new and revised text!
Hello, it's me, Joe. We're pretty far along on the audiobook for Gut Feeling, and from what I've heard of it, I couldn't be more thrilled. I'm very excited for the world to hear this book and incredible job Lessa
Okay, round two. Went to a regular theater to see The Odyssey again, and lemme tell you something, it's getting fast tracked up into my top ten of all time. Seriously. It's really, really good. Like, it's a landmark movie. I feel like it&
Hi everyone! I'm putting my commissions on sale for $75 USD! That's for an medium sized print (11x14 or 12x18) and the digital file. My Etsy store is also open for a short time, so if you've been waiting for a particular print, some
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Everything I knew about The Odyssey came from people pointing out parts of the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou? that were taken from Homer's epic poem. Otherwise, all I knew was the very basic premise. Dude is trying to get home to his wife after the Trojan
New ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ Movie in the Works From Paramount (Exclusive)The studio has inked a deal with the estate of Wes Craven to revive the Freddy Kreuger horror franchise and will release it via its newly launched Paramount Primal label.The Hollywood ReporterBorys Kit Paramount (yuck) apparently got
My history with the Evil Dead movies goes like this: I saw Evil Dead 2 on like, Cinemax, when I was around 12 and it made an incredibly profound impression on my young mind. It was the perfect mixture of Loony Tunes absurdity and downright mean gore and horror. That
Howdy Quaid! Okay, so we're deep in the process of producing this audiobook. When I say we, I mean the other people. I pretty much mostly did my part. Now I just wait for my turn to listen to what they've produced and Lessa narrated, and
So, after a long journey, this book is finally ready. This is Gut Feeling, my story about Winnie, a neurodivergent woman discovering her sexuality in her 30s with her best friend. It's a very personal, very honest story about someone who isn't me, but that I
A review
A review
GUT FEELING I'm really excited to announce that I've connected with Lessa Lamb, a fantastic audiobook narrator and who has agreed to producer the audiobook for Gut Feeling, my upcoming book. Lessa Lamb.Lessa Lamb.0 I've met with her a couple of times
A review of the movie Backrooms
I never thought I'd be saying this, but the new Spielberg alien movie kinda sucks. I'm a Spielberg guy. I'm usually on board with whatever he's doing, most of the time. Less so recently, but still, I always want to know what
Hello again, I needed something delightful today so I pulled up this classic. If you're not familiar with Ryan Gosling's sweet ass band Dead Man's Bones, then I hope you're ready to feel absolutely tickled. I recommend the whole album. It'
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Okay, listen, full disclosure, I am 100% in the crosshairs of this target audience. I'm a neurodivergent kid of the 80s who's now in my 40s and still buys toys and shit. I'm the guy this movie was made for.
