Commission Sale
Hi everyone! I'm putting my commissions on sale for $75 USD! That's for an medium sized print (11x14 or 12x18) and the digital file. My Etsy store is also open for a short time, so if you've been waiting for a particular print, some
Everything I knew about The Odyssey came from people pointing out parts of the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou? that were taken from Homer's epic poem. Otherwise, all I knew was the very basic premise. Dude is trying to get home to his wife after the Trojan
New ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ Movie in the Works From Paramount (Exclusive)The studio has inked a deal with the estate of Wes Craven to revive the Freddy Kreuger horror franchise and will release it via its newly launched Paramount Primal label.The Hollywood ReporterBorys Kit Paramount (yuck) apparently got
My history with the Evil Dead movies goes like this: I saw Evil Dead 2 on like, Cinemax, when I was around 12 and it made an incredibly profound impression on my young mind. It was the perfect mixture of Loony Tunes absurdity and downright mean gore and horror. That
Howdy Quaid! Okay, so we're deep in the process of producing this audiobook. When I say we, I mean the other people. I pretty much mostly did my part. Now I just wait for my turn to listen to what they've produced and Lessa narrated, and
So, after a long journey, this book is finally ready. This is Gut Feeling, my story about Winnie, a neurodivergent woman discovering her sexuality in her 30s with her best friend. It's a very personal, very honest story about someone who isn't me, but that I
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GUT FEELING I'm really excited to announce that I've connected with Lessa Lamb, a fantastic audiobook narrator and who has agreed to producer the audiobook for Gut Feeling, my upcoming book. Lessa Lamb.Lessa Lamb.0 I've met with her a couple of times
A review of the movie Backrooms
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I never thought I'd be saying this, but the new Spielberg alien movie kinda sucks. I'm a Spielberg guy. I'm usually on board with whatever he's doing, most of the time. Less so recently, but still, I always want to know what
Hello again, I needed something delightful today so I pulled up this classic. If you're not familiar with Ryan Gosling's sweet ass band Dead Man's Bones, then I hope you're ready to feel absolutely tickled. I recommend the whole album. It'
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Okay, listen, full disclosure, I am 100% in the crosshairs of this target audience. I'm a neurodivergent kid of the 80s who's now in my 40s and still buys toys and shit. I'm the guy this movie was made for.
So a guy I've never heard of named Anthony Maras directed a movie about Dwight D. Eisenhower and the meteorological preparations for D-Day. In it, Brendan Fraser plays Eisenhower and Andrew Scott plays James Stagg, a Scottish meteorologist, who is apparently the best damned weatherman on that
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THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU Okay, so I was a Star Wars kid. I liked both Star Trek, and Star Wars, but honestly, Star Wars was more exciting. Trek was a soap opera and kind of procedural to me. Star Wars was adventure. It was unpredictable, and it felt like the
Went and saw Obsession again today and it was even better the second time around. I picked up on a lot more little crumbs and nuanced details. It's the best movie of the year, with The Bone Temple coming in a close second. I'm not even
I put the book on Amazon
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A free first chapter of my upcoming novella Scout Farrow: APOCALYPSTICK
My new novella
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