Joe is 28. He lives in Canada though he’s American.

Joe grew up in Southern California, though he was born in Kentucky and has lived in Idaho, Georgia, New Mexico, England, Guam, and now Victoria, BC, Canada.

Joe wants to make movies.

Joe smokes but should quit.

Correction: Joe has quit smoking, but sometimes he still does. But not very often.

Correction #2: Joe pretty much smokes as much as he ever did. Don’t listen to his lies.

Correction #3:  Joe has quit smoking for four months.

Joe is married. Joe has a beard. It is an awesome beard. Full of greatness.

Wait… I just realized that I shouldn’t have put the line about my beard in the same line about being married. They are unrelated. I mean, like, a literal beard. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME GAY!