Every time I see the trailer for Body of Lies (the new Leonardo Dicaprio/Russell Crowe movie) I think that Leo is doing some kind of Charles Manson impression. It’s just his frantic southern accent mixed with the hollow looking face and scraggly beard. I think it’s also that line “How the hell do you expect me to run an operation when you’re runnin’ a SIDE operation?!” I expect him to end it up with “A SIDE operation, JACK?!”

It makes me wish he’d go into some Manson-esque rant.

Like…

How the hell do you expect me to run an operation when you’re runnin’ a SIDE operation, JACK?! I’m the goddamned Titanic and you’re just a little row boat, circling around in the lake of society! You think I could have drownded, Gilbert? You’re the one whose drownding! You’re drownding in a body lies, JACK! And a body of you’re parents’ lies! You think I’m crazy but you’re the one whose nuts! You’re the one whose in a penitentiary! I’m free as a bird in here, JACK! I been in jail all my life! The streets were my parents and the penile system is my family! Your parents were a body of lies, JACK! What’re you waitin’ for? Society to chop me up, feed me to the poor?! That’s what YOU’RE doin! To your children! They’re the ones who are in a penitentiary! You think you’re their daddy?! I’m their daddy because they listen to me! I’m inside of your children! In their hearts and minds! You’ve lost them, JACK! They don’t want to hear your lies! You think you have a beautiful mind?! Your mind is a body of lies, JACK! My mind is an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, drownding in a riddle! The riddle of society, JACK!

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