I have an idea. DON’T STEAL IT.

The idea is this:

I have an idea for a movie. DON’T STEAL IT.
The idea is this: Adapt the show Small Wonder as a horror movie. It would be a mixture of The Orphan and that Chuck Palahniuk story where the chick orders the child size CPR dummies and then people keep fucking them. Also part Terminator. 
Also, I realize that the vast majority of people reading this are too young to know what Small Wonder was. I envy you.

The idea is this: Adapt the show Small Wonder as a horror movie. It would be a mixture of The Orphan and that Chuck Palahniuk story where the chick orders the child size CPR dummies and then people keep fucking them. Also part Terminator.

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