INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

               Joe and Sandra sit on the couch watching DRAGON'S DEN on TV.
               The hostess of the show is introducing the next segment. Joe
               looks frustrated. 

                                   JOE
                             (talking to the TV)
                         Get your tits out!

               Sandra looks at Joe, startled.

                                   SANDRA
                         What?!

                                   JOE
                         I was telling that woman on TV to
                         get her tits out. 

                                   SANDRA
                         WHY?!

                                   JOE
                         Because I'm frustrated with TV not
                         giving me what I want. It's like,
                         why are we beating around the bush
                         here. I want to see tits.

                                   SANDRA
                         So you yell at the TV?

                                   JOE
                         Yeah.

                                   SANDRA
                         I'm sorry, but that's not how TV
                         works, hon.

                                   JOE
                             (exasperated)
                         Well it should be!

via Josh