So after my experience with the hypnography session, I went on a downloading rampage, looking for similar CDs and MP3s. What I found were a whole bunch of regular hypnosis and meditation things. What I also found were a whole bunch of mp3s with titles like “subliminal sex.”

Now, in case you don’t know (which would surprise me) subliminal messages work like this: They play music or white noise or nature sounds or whatever, and then lay spoken suggestions quietly in the background. Your conscious brain doesn’t perceive the messages, but your subconscious mind picks them up and reacts to them, which can cause you to interpret those suggestions as your own thoughts.

It’s a very tricky and sometimes scary way manipulate people.

In the case of “subliminal sex” it’s safe to assume that the suggestions being played under the music are of a sexual nature. I imagine they’re intended to arouse whoever is listening and open their mind up to the idea of having sex with whoever happens to be with them.

This is especially sneaky and potentially quite uncool if it’s being used without the consent of those involved.

I get the impression that this particular one is intended to be played in this sneaky way.

The music is the entire White album. I’ve been listening for about twenty minutes and I don’t have a boner. I want to have sex with someone, but no more so than usual.

What’s scary about this (if there even are subliminal messages in the music) is that it’s obviously not an officially released, sanctioned production. I mean, I highly doubt whoever actually owns The Beatles music now (I think Paul McCartney got it back from Michael Jackson) is going to allow The White Album to be used in this sort of way. So if there ARE subliminal messages in the music (aside from the ones already there that told Charles Manson that he was Jesus) they could be for ANYTHING. They could be subliminal messages telling me to rub cheese wiz on my nipples or to spontaneously shit my pants.

Shit, now I DO have a boner! WTF!

I’ve cranked the music REALLY loud during some of the songs that have spaces in them with soft music or no music at all (like Blackbird) but I haven’t heard anything in the background. Just the usual wonky Beatles shit that’s always there.

Either way, I fucking love The White Album and I’m content to just listen to it as music anyway.

Maybe I should just put on my White Album CD instead.

Ya know, if you’re gonna start cutting yourself for attention, at least do it right. It looks like she started to but could only get a couple of little pussy ass scratches in before she couldn’t take the pain. Which means she misses the whole point!

Silly bitch.

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