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RIP Floppy

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

:(

One of my favorite fish died. He was a Dojo Loach named Floppy. I just found him dead at the top of the tank, in his favorite spot, flopped over the top of the tall plant.

I tried to find a picture of him, but for some reason I can’t find any.

Here’s a picture of someone else’s Dojo Loach that looks like Floppy.

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Except that Floppy was longer and more awesome.

I’m sad now :(

fish stuff

Sunday, September 24th, 2006
I am a loc’d out gangsta AND a set trippin’ banger.
And my homies is down, so don”t arouse my anger.
Fool.
Anyway, so i got a couple more fish. By a couple I mean eight.
I went to the pet store that”s near my house because the owner told me that they were getting a shipment this weekend with a bunch of zebra danios
Wait, I should go back.
A couple of months ago the old lady at Pet Smart told me that a red tailed black shark would be totally cool with all of my other fish (mollys, platties and tetras and one big ass angel fish). She said that she”s had aquariums for years and never had any trouble with sharks, and that she”s had a few of them. So I bought one. Well, it turns out that she was full of crap (or at least wrong about the one I bought) because that shark is a complete douche bag. He constantly chased and bullied the other fish, particularly a little black molly who ended up pretty beat up and constantly hiding behind the heater, living in fear of the shark.
Looking at that link that I used to identify the shark, it says right on it “It is a semi-aggressive, territorial fish that doen”t like other fish of its own species. Not the best addition to a community tank unless tank is very large.” I guess I should have researched instead of trusting stupid pet store people.
Anyway, I knew something had to be done. I didn”t want to like, KILL the shark but I didn”t want to let him keep beating up my other fish. Especially since the Black Molly was there first. So I went on a quest to find a cheap second tank to house him in. That quest was futile, and after a few days I ended up buying a not-as-cheap (I had budgeted 30 bucks for myself) ten gallon tank to keep him in. That ended up costing about 60 bucks.
But it was worth it. I guess. I mean, sixty bucks to protect one three dollar black molly seems kind of silly, but I”m a sucker for pets and their happiness. Besides, it”ll work out pretty good if I ever want to get like, some frogs or something, I”ll have this ten gallon tank to put them in. When I get my big tank for christmas, I”ll move the shark into that with the rest of the fish. With more room to stretch out and more “teritories” to establish, he should be alright.
Anyway, back to the zebra danios. So yeah, the guy at the pet store near my house said that they were getting a shipment of those guys in. I was looking for some fish to put in with the shark that wouldn”t put up with any of his bullshit. I felt bad for him in there all by himself. Plus I didn”t want to believe that I bought an entire aquarium strictly to serve as a shark jail. I figure that if I can get some other, stronger fish to go in there with him, then it will be that I”m simply a guy with two tanks rather than a guy who spent a shitload of money to make a fish penetentury.
The guy at the petstore (a small local one rather than the Pet Smart where I bought the shark) suggested the danios because they”re a little tougher than some of the other small fish, that the shark wouldn”t feel threatened by them because they”re so much smaller, so he wouldn”t feel the need to boss them out of his “territory” and also because they school together that the shark would be bossing a bunch of fish rather than just one. Also, they”re fast little buggers.
So I went in today to buy a few of these danios. The owner wasn”t there, but Don, the guy I usually talk to WAS there and he said that the danios never showed up in the shipment. Well shit. I asked him if he had any suggestions as to another fish that might be comparible to the danios in their toughness and schooling ability and size and he suggested some barbs, like tiger barbs. The only problem with that is that those bastards are like, five bucks each, and I didn”t want to spend thirty bucks buying a school of barbs. So I was like fuck it and I called Pet Smart. THEY had zebra danios, AND They had them for fifty cents each. I was like “SCORE!” so I cruised out to petsmart and bought six of those bastards. I also bought two sunburst platies. Wait, I don”t think they are sunburst platties… they”re some kind of platies anyway. Whatever.
When i was opening the bag to let the danios into the tank, one of them accidently got stuck in the bag and I didn”t realize it. He fell out of the back and onto the end table that I keep the 10gallon tank on. I was about to walk away when I noticed him flopping around. I had to scoop him up and move him back into the tank. I was totally choked that I almost let him die there without even realizing it. That would have sucked ass.
Anyway, so here are a couple of pictures. Rock on.
walter
This is Walter, my big ass Angel Fish. I can”t wait to get the big tank, if only because this poor son of a bitch is too big for my 25 gallon. He grew much faster and much larger than I expected. He”s by far my favorite though.
shark
This is the troublesome shark in question in his new 10 gallon pad. He hid in this rock when I showed up with the camera. Like most bullies, he turns into a complete pussy when someone bigger comes along.
blackmolly
And this is the newly liberated Black Molly. Within a few days of the shark being out of the community tank, she was out and about and totally not hiding anymore. That made me happy.

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

More fish stuff

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

when all else fails we can whip the horses eyes and make them sleep
and cry

I am going to watch A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and eat popcorn and drink iced tea.

Then I’m going to clean my house because it is in a state of distress due to my intense aquarium work today.

Well, not really intense. I bought a better filter for the little baby hatching aquarium (because one of my Dalmatian Mollies is pregneto)

I like my Dalmatians because their mouths are all like… well… funny looking. They’re a fair bit bigger than my other fish (a variety of platys and tetras) so it’s like having a couple of whales in with regular fish.

I hope she doesn’t squirt out like, twenty babies. I won’t know what to do with them all.

Either way, I’m going to be more prepared for her babies than I was with the Mickey Mouse Platy babies. I didn’t realize that the under gravel filter that came with the little tank was such a pile of crap. This new one should be much better.

The small tank came with a little air pump, which was kind of cool cause like, my big tank didn’t have one. The filter that it uses sucks air into this waterfall thing and doesn’t actually make any bubbles, which means that I didn’t have the set up for some little dope ass like, bubble operated underwater skeletons or ship wrecks or dudes in those old timey goofy diving suites. So I picked up a “bubble wand” from Walmart which basically is this strip that goes at the back of the tank and sends up a curtain of bubbles up… well… the back of the tank.

So now I’ve got a bubbly big tank and a filtered little tank so when the baby Dalmatian Mollys come, there’s gonna be all like “OMG THIS TANK RULES!”

unless they all die like my Mickey Mouse Platys did.

Then I would be sad.

And now it’s time to make my popcorn and watch my movie.