HOUSE Girl Olivia Wilde To Star In TR2N!!

I am – Hercules!!

Months after showing everybody its teaser trailer, “TR2N” is starting to cast human actors.

Olivia Wilde, who played Marissa Cooper’s lesbian love on “The OC” before turning up on “House” as Candidate 13 last season, is all aboard.

She’s pretty!

According to The Hollywood Reporter:

Wilde will play a worker in the virtual world who tries to help fight Master Control Program, the villainous intelligence protocol that was the nemesis in the original film.

Wilde was two years from being born when the original “TRON” hit cinemas in 1982.

Also cast is Wilde’s “Turistas” co-star Beau Garrett (“Made of Honor,” “Rise of the Silver Surfer”), who will play “a siren in the virtual world.”

Jeff Bridges reprises the role of Kevin Flynn in the sci-fi sequel, due out in 2011.

Find all of The Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.

Dude… Thirteen on House is the fucking HOTNESS.

She is like, supernaturally hot. She’s the kind of hot that transcends normal hot and becomes some kind of incomprehensible hot. A have a theory about her character though.

Remember a couple of seasons back when we had the original team and Cameron thought that she was dying of some kind of disease and so she went on like, a crank binge and turned into a big slut and had sex with Chase? Then she found out she wasn’t dying and went back to being normal Cameron?

I think they LIKED her like that, but didn’t want to lose regular old Cameron as a character. So they came up with Thirteen, who is like a super intensified version of “I think I’m gonna die so I’m gonna be a slutty druggy” Cameron. She’s hotter, she’s sluttier, she’s more of a druggy.

I approve either way. And I am QUITE down with TR2N. Which really should have been called Tr0nz.

So I’m writing a fairly lengthy thing about House (as well as a bit on Star Trek. Don’t hate) but because of spoilers, it’s behind the cut. If you haven’t watched tonight’s season finale, I suggest you come back later.

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So the new season of House starts next week (while I’m away) and I’m pretty excited. I don’t know how they’re going to handle the fact that House’s entire team was either fired or quit at the end of the last season! It’ll be wacky either way, I’m sure.

Check this out:

Promotional shot for this season. In case you haven’t picked up on it yet, it’s a play on The Last Supper.

Speaking of tits…

So the new season of Survivor started tonight. As per usual, during the first episode I was sitting there going “Why in the fuck am I still watching this stupid fucking show?!” but I watch it anyway. Sometimes it stays stupid the entire season. Sometimes it actually really kicks ass, like last season with Yau Man (who was fucking AWESOME!) but either way, it always takes at least four or five episodes for me to develop any sort of invested feelings about anyone on the show. This season they’re in China, which is kind of weird. I hope none of the women on the show get pregnant with girls, because then they’ll be fucked.

Anyway, so this season they’ve got on some chick named Ashley Massaro who is apparently a WWE Diva. It’s not hard to pick her out from the rest of the castaways… she’s the one with the bleached hair and the bowling ball-esque tits who can’t shut up about the fact that she’s a WWE Diva.

I haven’t watched wrestling in quite a few years. Usually when I see promos for it now, or happen to flip past it, I don’t recognize anyone. When I left the big Divas were Trish Stratus, Stacey Keibler and Torrie Wilson.

Either way, to save you the work of googling it, here’s that Survivor/WWE chick’s playboy pictures. Her tits have since grown about three sizes apparently.

This is closer to what she looks like now:

So I’ve never played one of these C&C games. I’ve played strategy games before. I like Age of Empires and I’ve played the shit out of Romance of the Three Kingdoms all the way up from the first game on the NES. I like those kind of games, but my dislike of Science Fiction has kept me away from futuristic ones.

But I was running out of 360 games to rent from Blockbuster for free so I thought I’d give that one a try.

I almost crapped my pants when one of the first things I saw was Jennifer Morrison, the chick that plays Cameron on House. Her sexy little face was in the corner of my screen, giving me directions like David Berkowitz‘ neighbor’s dog.

I couldn’t concentrate on the game. Not because I was memorized by her sexiness, but because it was just so weird to have my entertainment worlds overlapping like that. I mean, I knew that Michael Ironside was in the game, but he’s pretty much in every video game now. I knew that Billy Dee Williams is in the game (I saw him on the box after all) and I was looking forward to that… but Cameron? That’s just… weird. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I guess it just strikes me as weird because like… why would she do that? I’m certainly not knocking it, but it does seem weird. Like, okay, I know that famous actors show up in video games all the time… but they’re usually just doing voice work for brief cut-scenes in high profile action games. If you want to see a pedigree of actors, check out the cast list of any of the last three Grand Theft Auto games.

Even weirder, looking it up on IMDb, Josh Halloway also has a role in the game. For those unfamiliar, Josh Halloway plays Sawyer on Lost.

But these games feature actual video footage that would have required an actor to get fitted for costumes and actually like… act. Like they were in a movie or something. Cameron crossing over into my video game world. It’s all very strange to watch. Strangely bonerfide.

She’s TOTALLY going to play Salome in my vampire movie.

UPDATE:

When looking for a decent picture of her to post, I came across THIS from Urban Legend 2.

FTW?! She got her naked on a movie and no one told me?! THE INTERNET IS TEARING ME APART!

SHE’S SO IN MY VAMPIRE MOVIE!

So, like, if you haven’t watched the premiere of House and you plan to, you may not want to read this post. I don’t think I’m going to really SPOIL a whole lot, but it probably won’t make much sense if you haven’t seen it.

Okay, so the premiere of House MD was great, as to be expected. I love how they just kind of let you figure out what all had happened over the past eight months or whatever it had been since House got his leg fixed. They had to play just a LITTLE bit of catch up in case you didn’t see the last episode of Season 2, but other than that, they just kind of let you fill in the blanks yourself, which I respected.

I gotta say that House without his limp and cane and leg pain isn’t quite as interesting as House running to work and with a new appreciation for life.

I dig that he’s still addicted to Vicodin though. He needs some sort of weakness. I’m sure the leg will go bad again eventually anyway. They gotta know that House is most interesting when he’s miserable.

There is one thing that bothered me in that episode. Okay, so the big question was whether or not the guy in the wheelchair still had any kind of brain function left. If there was any of “dad” left in the lump in the chair. If that’s the case, and he hasn’t moved or shown any sort of incentive on his own, then why was he in a motorized wheelchair and why wasn’t it a huge deal that he drove himself into the pool? I mean, that right there indicates that he’s got SOME sort of will and awareness of his surroundings. I’m certainly no expert in people with brain trauma, but it seems fairly straight forward to me. Either he is or he isn’t, and if he’s driving around in a wheelchair, I’d say that means he’s able to think at least a little bit.

But that’s a small grievance. Otherwise it was another great episode of the best show on TV.

So I’m supposed to be an extra in a movie tonight. I’ve never done that before, but I’ll get paid and they’ll give me free food. ROCK! It’s a party scene.

The only problem is… HOUSE STARTS TONIGHT! SHIT!

I guess I’ll have to tape it. That and Rock Star.

Wait… THEY’RE ON AT THE SAME TIME!! FUCK!!