I was chatting with my sister tonight. I miss her so much it’s breaking my heart.

Anyway, we were talking about Lord of the Flies (one of my favorite books) which she had to read for school and Catcher in the Rye, which she has to read pretty soon. First of all, it’s just fucking weird that my sister is old enough to be reading Catcher in the Rye and Lord of the Flies. Then I mentioned something about Ted Bundy and she started talking to me about fucking Ted Bundy. HOW THE SHIT DOES MY LITTLE SISTER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TED BUNDY? She’s my baby sister! She shouldn’t know about these sorts of things.

it made me

I asked her to please go back to being five. She was like “no way, being five sucked” but she promised to try and stop growing.

She’s so awesome.

We got to talking about One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, which she hasn’t read yet but says she wants to. So I immediately went to amazon and bought her a copy of the book and the movie.

I’m resisting the urge to get her started on Vonnegut. I think I’ll hold off a bit on that one though.

Oh, and she also told me that she thinks that Ted Bundy looks like Stephen Colbert.

Currently Listening: Tool – Sober