So I noticed something the other day.

I was watching TV and a commercial for some kind of L’Oreal woman product was on, and Evangeline Lilly came out talking about her hair or something. I scoffed and yelled at my TV “OH FUCK OFF KATE! I DON’T WANT WHAT YOU’RE SELLING!”

Then I started to get pissed off at the prospect that I might actually have to continue seeing Kate even after Lost ends.

But then I started thinking about it, and I felt bad. It’s not Evangeline Lilly’s fault that Kate is such a horrible, awful, hateable character. There’s no reason for me to wish this actress ill-will just because I hate her character so much.

So now, almost in penance, I hope she does really well after Lost. Why not? She’s cute and not a bad actress. She just plays a bad character.

Then I was watching a clip of her on Craig and I felt REALLY bad because she seems like such a sweetheart and now I really do want her to do well.

In related news: Here’s a collection of goofy, kind of creepy Lost porn.

Or Justin sayin’.

Am I slow or what?

Okay, so I just noticed something in the much discussed Lonely Island song “Jizz in My Pants“…

Is that JT?! Like, not James Taylor… but, you know, Justin Timberlake? I must have watched this video twenty times and I only just noticed that.

I know that this is Jamie Lynn whassername… like… Meadow Soprano.

but yeah… this thing just keeps getting more and more awesome. I can’t wait until the album comes out.

Just what the doctor ordered. Naked Amy Winehouse. Let the fapping begin!

Oh, and I was never quite sure on the whole internet lingo thing… does “fapping” mean stabbing yourself in the eyeballs with a toothbrush that’s been sharpened on a prison floor? Because that’s how I meant it.

In related news:

Katie Holmes is rotting.

Christina Aguilera had a Clockwork Orange themed 28th birthday party.

I think that’s the bee’s knees.

Also, I just finished this season of Dexter. It was fantastic. I wish the books could be this good.

Between Lost, Dexter and The Office, it’s a good time for TV.

Speaking of Lost, here are some weird promotional pictures that have just been released.

And last but not the least, I got a new Wacom tablet. There was nothing wrong with my old one, but it was old and the newer ones are smoother and prettier and were WAY on sale.

And in other news:

MICK JAGGER IS OLD AS FUCK!

Also:

Fox News can eat a dick!

Talking shit about Kurt Vonnegut the day after his death? That’s LOW, even for you Fox.

Here’s a picture of Fox News.

RuPaul as Barack and Michelle Obama

To promote her upcoming Drag Race reality show, RuPaul sent out a holiday card promoting featuring a ‘fierce’ First Family portrait.

Source

via: ontd_political

Ya know, ten, fifteen years ago, the whole man-child class-clown attention seeking behavior was just kind of annoying, but I tolerated it. Now? Now it’s just kind of fucking pathetic. Please stop it.

Part of me wants to say “This sounds like shit” but then I remember that it’s a Neil Young song and like, I’m sitting here listening to it without watching the video (because I’m typing this) and it’s like… really… it just sounds like Neil. That’s kind of Neil’s thing, right? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love Neil Young. But he isn’t exactly Art Garfunkle. He’s not known for his beautiful man voice. That’s just kind Neil sings. And listening to it now, if I didn’t know it was Adam Sandler, I’d probably just assume it was Neil.

Whoa, except for that last part where he decided to turn into Eddie Vedder. Which is also alright.

JESUS CHRIST! THE MAN IS A FUCKING GOD!

Hugh Jackman to host new-look Oscars

Hugh Jackman will host the 81st annual Oscars, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences confirmed Friday.
The 40-year-old Australian actor, recently named People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” won an Emmy in 2005 for hosting the 59th annual Tony Awards in 2004. He was also nominated as host of the Tonys in 2005.
Jackman, who first claimed fame as Wolverine in the “X-Men” movie franchise, recently starred in Baz Luhrmann’s romantic adventure film “Australia” with Nicole Kidman. He was out of the country Friday for a world promotional tour for the film and was not immediately available for comment, his representative Alan Nierob said.
He’s never been an Oscar nominee, but was nominated for a Golden Globe for his role in 2001’s romantic film “Kate & Leopold.” His other movie credits include 2006’s “The Prestige” and 2004’s “Van Helsing.”
With new producers, a new set director and even a new music director, the Academy has been hinting at an all new look and feel for this year’s Oscars telecast on Feb. 22.
Jackman’s selection is a departure from the Academy’s standard of big-name comedians. Jon Stewart, host of “The Daily Show,” hosted the ceremony in 2008 and 2006; Ellen DeGeneres was the 2007 host. Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg have also hosted the show in recent years.

I’ve never gotten a boner at the Oscars! I look forward to it! I hope that if the speeches go over long, he jumps up on the stage and carves those fuckers up with his Wolverine claws.

And I hope they move the location of the Oscars to the beach in Australia, and he does the whole show like this.

The man is like Clint Eastwood, but ten times sexier. Like they cloned Clint Eastwood from the 70s and then genetically enhanced the sexy.

Currently Listening: David Bowie – Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide

Oh well. She was old and she had a really good run. Bettie came in, did her thing, changed American pop culture forever, then retired quietly into a private and apparently happy life. I can’t really be sad about that. But still, I was a fan.

In a way I feel bad for Jennifer Aniston. Brad and Angelina are like, so fucking perfect, and look amazing together and Jennifer is just this total hot mess pathetic joke now. But like… she was TOTALLY fucked over in that situation. Brad cheated on her with Angelina and then dumped her ass for the upgrade. And now Brad and Angelina are a baby factory and like, Hollywood royalty. And Jen was left there with her dick in her hands and no babies, even though she so clearly wants them.

And like, I feel the same way as the majority of the celebrity gossip reading community. I feel like Jen is this pathetic, sad sack of damaged goods. When I see her I just want her to go away. And it’s like… she didn’t DO anything to earn that except not be as awesome as Angelina.

And I used to think of John Mayer as this funny, charming, quirky cool guy. Now he just seems like a sleazy fucking douchebag. And a LOT of that is just because of his association with Jennifer. It’s like he’s become lame-by-proxy.

It’s just kind of sad that Jennifer was clearly the victim in that whole Brad-Jennifer-Angelina love triangle, and she is completely tainted because of it. I can’t even look at her now without feeling some weird feeling of disgust and pitty. I certainly couldn’t watch her in a movie now. She’s damaged goods, and I don’t think she’s ever going to recover.

also, this: