I wrote this in 2007 INT. EMERALD CITY – WASH AND BRUSH UP CO. – DAY DOROTHY, the TIN MAN, the COWARDLY LION and the SCARECROW tour the Emerald City in The Land of Oz. They sing a happy tune called The Merry Old Land of Oz. Various shop keepers …
This is an old post that I found and decided to repost. INT. MUNDANE ENVIRONMENT – DAY A group of people are doing something mundane. One person, NOT THE PATIENT, looks ill. NOT THE PATIENT I don’t feel good. I think I’m going to puke or pass out. The group …
I am a humble man. In my language, I am a “holio”. A farmer. I work the earth to provide for my family. My village. My people. We occupy a small piece of land at the northern most point of Lake Titicaca. South America. Peru. One year the well is …
I just want to put a little disclaimer here: This is meant to be taken as completely fictional and speculative and in no way, shape or form represents anything in reality. While I enjoy Gail Simmons in her capacity as judge on Top Chef, I would characterizer my interest in her as average. …
I lay in the river. The water is cold and harsh, but somehow soothing. Considering the circumstances. My hands clutch the wound in my stomach, desperately trying to keep my insides in place. Slowly but surely, I’m loosing that battle. The freezing water numbs my body from the pain. I …
When I was a little kid my dad told me a story. This was when we still lived in England, so I couldn’t have been older than six. My dad told me a story while playing me a song called Careful With That Axe, Eugene from the Ummagumma album by …
If I had one wish… It would be to travel back in time to like, 1975 and bone Carly Simon. Except that 1975 James Taylor would probably stab my head off with a used syringe and then drink my soul. Cuz dat niggaz crazy, bra! And I say 1975 because …
If you spent ten years of your life and a million dollars and built a time machine so that you could go back in time to 1979 and bone Debbie Harry when she was in her prime. So you arrive in 1979 and go to New York and find Debbie. …
