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charles

RIP Charles

I found Charles dead this morning. I am absolutely devastated. He was my very good friend and we spent a lot of time together. His death was sudden and unexpected and I’m kind of numb right now. I’m going to bury him in the backyard in his turtle house, because when …

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The situation right now

In the book The Tommyknockers, the main character is a woman who finds an alien spacecraft buried in her back yard. The spirits or ghosts or leftover alien energy that inhabited the long dead craft entered the woman and began influencing her behavior. She started building highly advanced machines and acting erratically. One of …

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The following animals are on my shit list

Pandas Fuck pandas, man. They are the source of way too many headaches for people. They’re fussy and they eat stupid food. They are a bunch of non-contributing dickheads. All Pandas do is sit around moping and not procreating and getting people all worked up because they’re going extinct. GOOD. …

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Dogs

I thought this dog was really a good jumper, but then I realized that he’s just laying on his back going like “RUB MAH BELLAH!” which is still pretty awesome. Probably more awesome than if he was jumping, because a dog that jumps like that aint no dog I wanna …

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bears

So, I feel as though I need to further explore this bear issue. Not bears as in Bear Force 1 (that’s the good kind of bears) but bears as in the blood thirsty killing machines. LIKE ALL OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I went in Flickr and searched for “bear” to prove …